Luis:
He was probably forced to by those big shot Cranes!
Theresa:
It was all a matter of fate...
Pilar:
No, I warned that chicken not to cross the road... now it is only in for heartache.
Pierre & Roger: The chicken must be stopped at all costs, it already knows too much.
Sam:
The chicken... (has flashback)
Tabitha:
Oh, Timmy, that chicken has a dangerous past. In fact, blah blah blah secret blah blah blah past blah blah blah
etc.
Father Lonigan: That chicken is in jeopardy tonight.
Alistair:
Julian! I thought I told you not to let that chicken out of your sight. So you turn around and let it cross the
road? You're pathetic.
Les:
Hank, I'm warning you. Either you eliminate the chicken, or your niece gets it.
Charity:
(having visions)
No! Chicken, don't cross the road! You'll die!
TC:
If that chicken lays one wing on my wife, I will RIP HIS HEART OUT! ...Sorry, sometimes I just lose it.
Hal Freeman: Luis, I want you protecting the chicken. It can't be allowed to just go off and
cross the road whenever it wants to, unsupervised!
Ethan:
I love you, chicken-- I mean, Gwen.
Faith:
No, no! The forces made it cross! Charity, we have to leave, now!
Chad:
Yo, does dat chicken know about my past in Harmony?
Eve:
That chicken could reveal my secret... I can't let him finish crossing the road, or everything that's dear to me
will be lost!
James E. Reilly: No, wait, it can't cross yet! We haven't built up months of dramatic tension
yet! Quick, make it get hit by a car or something.
