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April 13th, 2000
Renew this!
My drivers license expired yesterday.
Yes, I am one of the few and the proud who will procrastinate until the very last minute. As a result, my license
was already molding when I trudged into the bureau for a renewal yesterday.
The picture they took was hideous. They have now positioned the camera so close to the chair that you sit in for
photo snapping that the only hope the police have of recognizing you is if they press their nose to your very own.
I was one big blur. My ears were hanging off the edge of the photo and my head was the size of a radioactive mellon.
I have lousy luck with these bureaus. Everytime I head on out for one of these replacements or renewals I get screwed
without the benefit of Vaseline.
Here's an example. A true life story of what happened to me last time I undertook this horrible duty.
It's called "Renew
this".
See you Friday;
Maji
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